Count D 17: That would be "on" the ass. And once
again you make me feel like Siddartha Gautama.
NoPurpse: you make me feel like im gonna slap you in
the face
Count D 17: I would be honored to be slapped by a
person of your standings.
NoPurpse: i would be honored if someone kicked the
living crap out of your ratburened head
Count D 17: "Ratburened" huh? That's fascinating.
NoPurpse: yeah, meaning a head that has ratburns
Count D 17: You spelled it wrong. It would be
"ratburned."
Count D 17: Way to blow, Igor.
NoPurpse: did i really chris? wow, thank you so much
for telling me now i am such a better person
Count D 17: There should be capitols at the beginning
of your sentences and a period inbetween "me" and
"now."
NoPurpse: wow, you are just molding me into a model
human being chris!! thank you every so much it is so
amazingly important to use correct punctuation
Count D 17: Actually it is. That's why it was invented
after the middle ages. But, I'm sure you'd fit in during the
days of yore.
NoPurpse: im sure youd fit in during the days when
people actually admired those who simply pretend to be
intelligent and simply read every book that a certain ben
reads and pretened to have literary taste, and bullshit a
whole lot
Count D 17: Um, I read a lot of books Ben hates. And
love them. Where as you want to be Ben so badly it's
pathetic.
Count D 17: And I have read quite a few books Ben has
not.
NoPurpse: yeah that makes sense, seeing as how i try to
look so much like him, and do everything he does and all...
o wait hold , i dont do any of that
Count D 17: You do do everything Ben does.
Count D 17: Except Ben didn't make out with
shaved-ass.
NoPurpse: hmm, yeah, like, for example... hmm... you
know... right... cant think of it
Count D 17: Um actually I can.
Count D 17: One word: Incubus.
NoPurpse: chris i have gotten more at this point than
you probably ever will, seeing as how you have yet to so
much as talk to a girl
Count D 17: Funny, yet untrue.
NoPurpse: incubus? ok, i used to hate them until i heard
their cd in keyboarding, plus im not about to go out and
buy their cd, i just think theyre decent
NoPurpse: actually very true
Count D 17: Laura-Beth. Hates you. Talks to me daily.
Count D 17: You do the lack of Math.
NoPurpse: ok, however you fail to see one thing... talks
to you daily, great... MADE OUT with her... compare that
dumbass
Count D 17: But she now hates you. What is past is
past , and the sooner you realize that the better you will do.
Focus on the here and now.
NoPurpse: so she hates me now, big deal... makes
absolutely no difference to me, you should focus on here
and now as well: no chance with her
NoPurpse: or with anyone for that matter
Count D 17: But all is for the best. What happens or
doesn't happen occurs for the best.
Count D 17: Always.
NoPurpse: yeah thats what people say when they need
to make an excuse for why they cant get any
Count D 17: No it's a life philosophy of mine. I adopted
it for all things. Also don't bother none. Never have
words held more truth.
Count D 17: Don't worry about things that have
happened or will happen.
NoPurpse: a philosophy for a person who finally realises
people will never like him unless they are as pathetic as
him, and who has no control whatsoever over his own life
NoPurpse: or did you rip that off of yet another book
Count D 17: No it's when life bends to the whim of the
mind.
NoPurpse: no its your excuse for being unable to do
anything
Count D 17: No it's my ability to think, towards logic
and reason. I have realized things a bout life you may
never know. And you will be happy not knowing.
Count D 17: It's just the way you are.
Count D 17: You are always cought on the things that
matter least.
NoPurpse: you have realized nothing about life, you just
take things out of books you dont understand
NoPurpse: like what?
Count D 17: Like that reality is what you make it. To
each his own. You wade in the insignificant points of the
river that is life. I get out and look at it. Examine it. Srtive
to know it. While all the time you spend your hours trying
to make it as shallow as you.
Count D 17: And that all is best, but all is not well.
NoPurpse: hmm, yeah, makes sense, since i worry so
much about how i look and dress and all, and, dumbass,
you have no idea what you just said
Count D 17: But you do worry about those things.
NoPurpse: what things?
Count D 17: You care about making sure you don't look
like everyone else, so in the process becoming that you
hate. It's a different type of shallow, but it's there.
NoPurpse: no at all i just look how i want to
NoPurpse: i dont buy clothes just so theyre not like
other peoples, i just buy cheap clothes
Count D 17: And how you want to is like Ben.
NoPurpse: not really, i just buy cheap tshirts and stuff
Count D 17: I remember you in 7th grade. You were
nothing the way you are now, and all of it is from Ben.
Count D 17: At least admit that.
NoPurpse: no
NoPurpse: it has nothing to do with ben
NoPurpse: i was nothing the way i am now, true
Count D 17: But it does.
NoPurpse: not at all
Count D 17: You try so hard to be Ben.
NoPurpse: in no way do i try to be ben
NoPurpse: how do i do that?
Count D 17: You dress the same. Hang out with his
friends. Listen to the exact same music as Ben. Engage in
the same activities as Ben.
Count D 17: In what way are you not?
NoPurpse: dress the same? i wear jeans and tshirts, ben
didnt really invent that, i can point out like 400 kids that
dress like that
NoPurpse: plus ive never seen ben wear a hoody
NoPurpse: same music? not quite, ben hates manson, for
example
Count D 17: No, that you borrowed from others.
Count D 17: You don't exist.
NoPurpse: his friends? yeah, that happens when you're
friends with people
NoPurpse: o yeah that makes sense
NoPurpse: i borrowed from others? it started before i
was born, what do you expect?
Count D 17: You are a melting pot, with no real identity.
NoPurpse: same activities? yeah i play music and hang
out with friends about a thousand people do that
Count D 17: You borrow from everyone yet conribute
nothing yourself.
NoPurpse: actually you know what chris, youre right, i
have no identity i just want to be ben and like everyone
else, you are of course the most original person in the
world i envy you every so mmuch
Count D 17: You have a lot to learn.
NoPurpse: name one thing youve contributed thgough
NoPurpse: yorue right chris youre old wise chris, you
hav emany things to teach me
Count D 17: Not particularly me.
NoPurpse: name one thing youve contributed
NoPurpse: exactly
Count D 17 signed off at 10:06:28 PM.